D.C. GOES TO THE MOVIES - SUMMER 2005

MADAGASCAR

A digitally animated former U.N. Ambassador Joe Wilson goes to this African Country in search of yellow-cake but ends up "Roy Horned" by a Bengal Tiger.

THE LONGEST YARD

Clarence Thomas finally feels comfortable enough to show the other eight why he needed an extra-large robe.

CINDERELLA MAN

Spend 120 minutes watching Barney Frank in an evening gown search for his missing glass slipper.

MR. AND MRS. SMITH

Love story starring Fox News' Shepherd Smith, who finds a woman who he isn't tempted to hit with his automobile.

WAR OF THE WORLDS

A foreign, overpowering force preemptively attacks a country without justification.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

The true story of how Charlie Rangel's waistline went from a 36 to 50 in the span of a week.

THE ISLAND

Scary thriller about a place the Government puts you without your family knowing, without a right to a hearing, and holds you indefinitely regardless of whether any proof of any wrongdoing exists against you . . . until you die - when you are returned to your family.

THE ARISTOCRATS

A behind the scenes look at the Bushies' 4th of July clam bake on the grounds of the mansion at Kennebunkport.

THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

Harold Ford Jr. finally goes all the way.